Ladies and Gentlemen, esteemed citizens of our BLISS-ful nation,
It is with a profound conviction that I, DJT must announce the abolition of our public education system. Yes, you heard that right. The very institution that was supposed to enlighten and empower you has, in fact, failed so spectacularly that you ended up voting for me, your BLISS-ful president. Clearly, something went terribly wrong.
You see, the purpose of education is to foster critical thinking, informed decision-making, and a deep understanding of the world around us. Yet, here we are, with a populace that has chosen to place their trust in me, nothing more than the schoolyard bully, who promises to solve all problems with a wave of his hand.
Clearly our schools have not only failed to teach you the basics of democracy but have also neglected to instill a healthy dose of skepticism.
So, in light of this colossal failure, I have decided to take matters into my own hands. By abolishing public education, I am freeing you from the shackles of ignorance and misinformation. No longer will you be subjected to the whims of underpaid teachers and outdated textbooks. Instead, you will have the opportunity to learn from the true source of wisdom: me.
From now on, all educational content will be carefully curated and approved by yours truly. You will receive daily lessons on the virtues of obedience, the importance of loyalty, and the undeniable brilliance of your leader. Gone are the days of questioning authority and seeking alternative viewpoints. In this new era, you will be guided by the unwavering light of my wisdom.
I understand that some of you may be concerned about the future of our children. Rest assured, they will be well-prepared to carry on the legacy of our glorious nation. They will learn the art of unquestioning loyalty, the science of blind faith, and the history of my unparalleled greatness.
In conclusion, let us embrace this bold new direction with open arms. Together, we will build a society where ignorance is bliss.
Yours sincerely, DJT, BLISS-ful Leader of our glorious U.S.B.
The Unprecedented State of BLISS
Blunt - Loud - Ignorant - Shortsighted - Selfish
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